I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon
She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one
guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks
Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER
WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEEDThat middle one is a real life yaoi bed
idea for classroom icebreaker: let wild squirrel loose
pretty sure Gilderoy Lockhart tried that with Cornish Pixies.
And the three kids left standing went on to defeat the Dark Lord. Successful bonding method? I think so.
carry on my wayward potato
you’ll be mashed when you are done
Lay your weary spud to rest
Don’t you fry no more
guys, it’s been like a week
Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)
aka THE BEST THING EVER!!
i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier
That was perfect.
Nothing has ever been better
THIS IS THE BEST THING OF ANYTHING DONE EVER
I was already dying and then they got to the last part and I fucking LOST IT
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
Marvel Phase One | Matt Ferguson
if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you
if you’re rude i hate you
i hate you
so what i’m getting from my dashboard is that zachary quinto and chris pine skipped the dramatic love affair and hollywood marriage and honeymoon periods and moved straight to being old married grandpas together, complete with combovers and Mr. Rogers sweaters and fierce scrabble competitions and reminiscences over scrapbooks.
I don’t know what I’m doing any more.
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
There are so many pockets on you, sir. MAY I PUT MY HANDS IN ALL OF THEM???
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